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Joke of the Day

"Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station? They wanted to get the lead out."

"I started a club for guys who tell jokes about erectile dysfunction. It's a huge success because there's a shit ton of you out there."

"I couldn't sleep because my fan was making loud noises. Yeah,it's a huge metal fan !"

"People who say ""Money doesn't grow on trees"" don't understand the paper making process."

"The only B word you should call a girl is Beautiful Bitches love to be called Beautiful"

"*boyfriend calls girlfriend* Bf: ""Hey Babe, I love you!"" Gf: ""we're breaking up"" Bf: ""no we're not, I can hear you just fine."""

"""I used to be the Internet!"" - The Library"

"Q:Whats is fat ugly and gives good head? A:Your mom OOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooo"

"Ordering at McDonald's & the cashier asked if my child wanted a Happy Meal. I explained the toxicity of equating consumerism with happiness."

"Bought a receiver for 99.75 $ yesterday Got a quarter back"