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Joke of the Day

"I'm a Buddhist coke head I hope when I'm reincarnated I come back as a donkey, so I can grind my teeth all day."

"Why was the homeless man unsuccessful at stand-up comedy? Because his jokes were always in poor taste .."

"What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body? Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)"

"Every time my gf stays over we reenact the last scene from Titanic. She hogs 99% of the bed while I'm in the floor hanging on for dear life."

"Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays? Because then they would be bay-gulls."

"Hamburger A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""

"Why can't you run in a camp ground? You can only 'ran'; it's past tents."

"Why do Communists drink herbal tea? Because proper-tea is theft."

"*Squats down to look for food in the refrigerator* Fitness."

"I gave my wife my email address but she keeps on speaking directly to me."