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Joke of the Day

"Dear Internet, Once and for all, I agree to ALL ""the terms and conditions"" that have or will ever exist. Jeez!"

"What's the difference between everybody and bullets? Everybody misses Harambe."

"The guy behind me at the grocery store only had energy drinks, root beer & gummie lifesavers, so I asked how far into assassins creed he was"

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he just ""fell"""

"A bad picture of you, and your automatic response is... ""Don't put that on Facebook!"""

"What sort of shoes to ninjas wear? Sneakers."

"WIFE: you need a haircut ME: I do not WIFE: *whistles and a little bird pops up on top of my head, chirping* ME: shhhh, she just had babies"

"Some people like to stir the pot... ...I prefer to smoke it."

"What would you call The Flintstones if they were black? Niggers."

"Redditors don't like this [Deleted]"