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Joke of the Day

"What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering."

"What is the difference between a Cat fish and a lawyer? One is a shit eating bottom sucker. The other one is a fish..."

"So sorry I hit a nerve. I was actually aiming for a major artery."

"*Guy tries giving me his phone number* Me: Oh no thank you. I already have one"

"Everyone knows she can't get pregnant if she's on top. It's called gravity, stupid."

"Me : I wanna go home Boss: where's your dedication? Me : I left it at home can I go get it ?"

"Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school"

"I'm switching all of my clocks to a 24-hour format... ...making it much easier to wait til 5 o'clock to start drinking"

"Anyone know why jewish people like coupons and deals so much? They are just trying to avoid the whole cost. I feel terrible for making this up........ But ill get over it."

"Those who throw dirt... ...are sure to lose ground."