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Joke of the Day

"Last night I asked my wife for a 68 ... She said: What that ? I said: You go down on me and I owe you one."

"My wife got really angry when I spent a lot of money on a make-your-own perfume kit ...but it made scents to me"

"Shout out to the person who had the balls to open the first no kids allowed restaurant"

"I'll never forget the last thing my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket. He said ""Watch how far I can kick this bucket!"""

"What's the difference between a ""narrative"" and a ""circle jerk""? How you spell them."

"It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors."

"Did I ever tell you about how I lost my job at Tropicana? I couldn't concentrate."

"I really enjoyed reading the Diary of Anne Frank Although I was disappointed it ended rather abruptly"

"Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill first thing in the morning? She wants to be the first lady."

"Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range... But it wasn't his strong suit"