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Joke of the Day

"Last night I asked my wife for a 68 ... She said: What that ? I said: You go down on me and I owe you one."

"""That kid..."" That kid is so nerdy, he's as classy as Frank Sinatra, haha... Wait..."

"There's nothing wrong with being a self-made man... Unless you have an Oedipus complex and a time machine."

"Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!"

"Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea? It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make"

"I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it. It's indescribubble."

"Christian men should have sexual orientation listed as bi... ...because they love Jesus"

"What's green, slimey and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"[leaving store without bag] Cashier: Forgetting something? ""Oh wow, how embarrassing"" *walks back to give her a hug and kiss on the lips*"

"FBI offers to help France investigate the terrorist attacks. So far, they think North Korea is behind it."