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Joke of the Day
"Guys I thought of something funnier than 68. 69"
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"When I want something a little healthier than an ice cream sandwich, I usually go for an ice cream salad."
"You know the fly was really close to being called a land... Because that's what it does half the time. RIP Mitch Hedberg"
"[God creating the octopus] Idk, maybe make it look like the time I tried to cram the old pool noddles into a trash bag."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.... ...She then exclaims some arsehole has my pen"
"What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution? 1280x720"
"Never date a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
"I bought a Female Golden retriever and named her Sophia... Because she's my Golden Girl."
"Ever hear that one about a jackhammer? It's groundbreaking."
"Using the little box on my MacBook charge cord to keep my feet warm, just like my ancestors did"