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Joke of the Day
"Doctor: it's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet. Me: *eats purple cupcakes*"
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"A guy using Apple Maps walks into a bar... or maybe a hospital... possibly a church."
"Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing! Thank you thank you.."
"What do you call a scent that wanders? An a-roam-a."
"I have a cross eyed friend who just got diagnosed with depression. Makes sense because he never looks forward to anything."
"A woman recently tried to flirt with me using a electric mixer. She said she was going to whisk me away."
"How do you save a drowning black family? As a .jpg"
"I downloaded the Pinterest app and now my phone is stuck in a mason jar."
"Baby are you an iphone encryption? Because I want to go through your backdoor"
"Whale dad joke 'Dad, where did I come from?' 'From my penis' 'Oh...thanks.' 'You're whalecum.'"