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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the woman who became a prostitute because she was so scared of being homeless? She was *whore*-ified!"

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"Dirty Joke My teacher tells me there are 7 wonders of the world. I think there are only 2. *Vaginas and tits*"
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