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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a Judge and a Potato? A Dicktater"

"You're only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!"

"What did the banana say to the orange? Fruit can't talk"

"Nickelback's career is dead... They are more washed up than a Syrian toddler."

"You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles."

"Scientists just discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%... it's called 'wedding cake'"

"How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water"

"Of course, Ludacris isn't his real name. It's Louis D'Cristofferson."

"Why can't women be botanists? Because they'll break the glass ceiling."

"-40 outside sounds brutally cold, Fahrenheit or Celsius. My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes."