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Joke of the Day
"How do Italians light their dynamite? With a fuse-illi."
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"My wife and I do this cute thing where she sends me pics of kitchen towels she can't decide on buying and I google my life expectancy."
"What do you call an Alaskan hooker? A frostitute."
"How do you find a blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard"
"Who's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
"Did you hear about the baby with the gigantic, record-setting head? The mother called it a crowning achievement."
"I'm a bad person... (NSFW) Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday."
"Gather round children, and let me tell ye the story of the black forest ham"
"(NSFW) Whats cute, red, bubbly, and likes to scratch at windows. a baby in a microwave"
"A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks- ""why the long face?"".... The horse then replies: ""I found out I have AIDS."""