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Joke of the Day
"Who's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
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"Somebody told me that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... I'm really glad I went for a second opinion before my surgery."
"Who loves you more, your wife or your dog? Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk?"
"How do you make a dead baby float? Nail a piece of styrofoam to its head."
"Before and After Sex Before sex,you help each other get naked. after sex,you only dress yourself. moral of the story? In life no one helps you once your fucked!"
"I want to see a movie where a robot gains consciousness and realizes its a loser and doesn't want to do anything"
"For some reason my dad thinks I'm a private investigator. He keeps calling me a dick."
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."
"What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!"
"I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere."