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Joke of the Day
"Who's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
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"What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes"
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and it's always down the chimney."
"Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues."
"Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button."
"I found out my girlfriend is really into buoyancy. I said ""Whatever floats your boat."""
"My friend is really into that show Arrow He's a real Arrow-head"
"What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?? . In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time."
"When I finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself."
"Studies have shown horses exposed to marijuana are less stable and unsafe to ride. So get off your high horse."