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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Alaskan hooker? A frostitute."
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"How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney? One more."
"Did you hear about the 100lb midget with the 50lb balls? He was half nuts."
"Spain at the 2014 World Cup"
"I hate when my camera rings, in the middle of a selfie."
"I don't mean to brag, but I just completed my 21 day diet in 3 hours and 15 minutes."
"With the announcement of Pence as Trump's running mate, it reminds me of a man running. With a dick out in front, and an asshole behind him."
"What is Batman's least favorite TV channel? The Family Channel."
"To be a hipster is to live in constant suffering You spend all your time in coffee shops, but you always have to drink your coffee before it's cool."
"You think your wife is crazy now? Try divorcing her"