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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The Wheelchair."
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"Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment? Because of an inconvenient tooth."
"Don't give Trump viagra He'll get taller."
"what do you get when you cross breed humans and goats... baaa..bies"
"If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station, where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie."
"Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident."
"Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But U'm going to miss her terribly.'"
"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na"
"These five euphemisms for defecation will shock you! I can't believe #2"
"A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, ""As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."""