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Joke of the Day
"Why do maxi-pads hate tampons so much? Because tampons are stuck up cunts"
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"My wife just sent me a text "" I just bought you the best Christmas present! xox :)"" .....I hope she misspelled Xbox"
"[Dumbledore gets hit with Avada Kedavra] HOUSE MD: I think he had lupus."
"Why do women find the guy in 50 Shades of Grey sexy? beats me"
"Im not saying I'm number one, uh sorry I lied I'm number one two three four and five."
"*a spider slowly rolls past my house on a tiny skateboard* ""kids, go to the bomb shelter. it seems my past has finally caught up with me"""
"Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product"
"Nothing is certain but death and iTunes updates."
"Capture a raccoon & an octopus. Sit them on the couch. Give them snacks. Sit between them. Turn on the TV. Now you're ready to have kids."
"Whenever my wife sing, i open up my room windows so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her."