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Joke of the Day
"Whenever my wife sing, i open up my room windows so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her."
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"""The Jetsons and Flintstones existed at the same time. One in the sky, one on the ground, and both in a post-apocal-"" ""Juror is dismissed"""
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"Bill Cosby walks into a bar The rest is a blur!"