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Joke of the Day

"Whenever my wife sing, i open up my room windows so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her."

"Kanye's daughter's first hit single. . . North by North West"

"Two blondes were on an escalator in the mall, when the power went out. They had to wait 3 hours to be rescued."

"There's a guy at the office today wearing full camo. At least I think so... I haven't seen him in a while."

"soda commercials take place in a parallel universe where everyone on earth is straight edge"

"What does a transvestite do on Christmas? Eat, drink and be Mary"

"Wrinkle Cream My nine-year-old daughter walked in while I was getting ready for work. ""What are you doing?"" she asked. ""Putting on my wrinkle cream,"" I answered. ""Oh,"" she said, walking away. """

"Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!"

"I ran my car into a pole The poor bastard never saw me coming"

"Love is not a game. If you think it is, then you're not playing it right."