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Joke of the Day

"Just once I want a man to sweep me off my feet and carry me to bed WITHOUT all the groaning, swearing and yelling out ""DEAR GOD MY BACK!"""

"What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire? throw it on the ground and tampon it."

"What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda? Civic doody."

"What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms? It's testicle physics."

"What does a landmine field and my pet friendly apartment complex have in common? It doesn't matter where you step, shit is about to happen"

"I was going to tell you guys more jokes about the Titanic passengers but I think they've gone overboard"

"Did you hear about the guy who has a fetish for cashews? He's fucking nuts."

"Corrected: What do you call India's top TV Show? Dan Singh with the Sitars"

"With great power comes great electricity bill."

"Someone just told me ""if you don't believe in Santa Claus, he'll never visit!"" So on that note, I no longer believe in cancer."