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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when...? What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography."

"Yo mama so stupid that..... she tried to stop the cold war with a heater."

"After a thorough diagnosis, my doctor couldn't figure out the cause of my uncontrolled flatulence... When I asked him what the problem was, he told me ""Your gas is as good as mine."""

"[guy who just got out of prison on a technicality] ""what were you in for?"" murder, a guy... a guy... ""spit it out man"" a guy, interrupted me"

"What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs? I can't remember."

"The cannibal nervously decided to try his first human meal Much to his dismay, he got cold feet"

"What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter? An Italian sub!"

"Yo mama such a ho... Yo mama such a ho that her privates are called publics. i'm ashamed of this. but also really proud."

"Yes, I'm aware I can't fly, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try if my chute doesn't open."

"As the NASCAR driver went around the track it just didn't feel right."