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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when...? What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography."

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"Yo mama so stupid that..... she tried to stop the cold war with a heater."
"After a thorough diagnosis, my doctor couldn't figure out the cause of my uncontrolled flatulence... When I asked him what the problem was, he told me ""Your gas is as good as mine."""
"[guy who just got out of prison on a technicality] ""what were you in for?"" murder, a guy... a guy... ""spit it out man"" a guy, interrupted me"
"What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs? I can't remember."
"The cannibal nervously decided to try his first human meal Much to his dismay, he got cold feet"
"What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter? An Italian sub!"
"Yo mama such a ho... Yo mama such a ho that her privates are called publics. i'm ashamed of this. but also really proud."
"Yes, I'm aware I can't fly, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try if my chute doesn't open."
"As the NASCAR driver went around the track it just didn't feel right."