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Joke of the Day
"Politics are like a dick. They keep on getting rammed down my throat."
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"""This is NPR."" Yeah, we know. You just spent the past 4 minutes whispering the news over a jazz saxophone solo."
"me: [seductively ignores and stays away from you to let you know i'm into you]"
"When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'"
"I got a great deal on a boat the other day..... Sail"
"what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear"
"Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world? Where else would she beheaded?"
"How do you get rid of a fat ghost? Exorcise it."
"Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? No? He didn't either."
"What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside? Edward Snowed-in!"