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Joke of the Day
"Channing Tatum's next movie... Magic Mike - Big & Tall"
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"I'm at my classiest when my neighbor catches me begging my dog to shit faster because it's cold."
"Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!"
"What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats? Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back."
"Confidence should never be confused with arrogance. Arrogance is spelled way differently."
"Friend: Dude that song is so old.... Me: Well so is your mum but you still listen to her."
"I like my sex just like my wifi.. I like my sex just like my wifi, slow and unprotected."
"On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"
"The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa."
"I'm so glad that Twitter keeps track of my number of posts. It is so refreshing to be able to properly quantify my wasted time."