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Joke of the Day

"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR FANNYPACK WANT TO GO IN THE VENDING MACHINE."

"TIL Diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans"

"My career as a baseball catcher was cut short because I insisted on kissing the ball every time before I threw it back to the pitcher."

"I sat next to the Duchess at tea... It was just as I thought it would be: Her rumblings abdominal Were simply phenomenal And everyone thought it was me."

"A toothless termite walks into a bar... He asked ""is the bar tender here?"""

"""Who are we?"" ""Women!"" ""What do we want?"" ""We don't know!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Now!"""

"It's like my Grandpa used to say ,""The fight with grandma isn't over until I fill her pillow with spiders and she gives me back my teeth."""

"What has no life but a lot of spirit. (A ghost) You've been a terrific audiance!"

"What's the best thing about ISIS jokes? ...The execution"

"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"