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Joke of the Day

"Luke, I am your father. Man you should see your face right now. It's all like waaaaaat no way."

"I've been staring at this bench press for 3 days now and I feel exactly the same. This ""Weight Watchers"" shit is a hoax."

"Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good.."

"Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!"

"What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"

"People who cough loudly don't go to the doctor... They go to the cinemas."

"I hate having closure, it's really"

"Relatives - Because sometimes you need reminding of your bad genes too"

"Apparently they're making a porno opera based on the music of Muse They're calling it 'Supermassive Black Hole'"

"Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: ""I don't lay egg sir I just lay table !"""