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Joke of the Day
"Luke, I am your father. Man you should see your face right now. It's all like waaaaaat no way."
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"A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He sidled up to the bar and announced, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail? Treeson"
"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care"
"Why does everyone hate peppers? They always get jalapeno business!"
"In the beginning... Miller Brewing said, ""Let there be Lite."" The Fat Broad said, ""Less filling, but I'm not sure it tastes great."""
"What do you get when you cross pickle & deer? Dildo."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff badum tss"
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Rotten eggs"
"Made a hiking playlist earlier called trail mix It has a lot of eminem in it"