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Joke of the Day

"""Sir how did you survive the snowmageddon?"" ""I stayed in"" ""Oh"""

"Why are Gay and Lesbian parades always held in the Summer? Because Pride comes before a Fall."

"""You can have sex with my sister over my dead body"" ""Umm, I appreciate the weird offer, but I'm just gonna do it in my car"""

"I'm not saying I've had a lot to drink, but my foot just fell asleep so I drew dicks on it."

"I'd get my mind out of the gutter, but I think it's wrong to remove an animal from its natural habitat."

"What's Dave's favorite music genre? Meta."

"They got 5 guys making one hamburger? No wonder the employment numbers are up."

"Son asked me what a cowlick is To which I replied, thats what you call giving oral to Adele."

"Cokie's Shit Welcome to my shit"

"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."