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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying I've had a lot to drink, but my foot just fell asleep so I drew dicks on it."

"Where do naughty rays of light go? Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)"

"What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!"

"Love doesn't need to be perfect, it just needs to be true."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Anything, what's he gonna do about it?"

"I wouldn't say my wife was fat....... .....but she wore a white dress to the cinema last night and they showed the film on her back!"

"which Baldwin went to school? The smart Alec."

"Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6? Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was"

"What do transsexuals run on? Gender fluid."

"The inventor of the remote control died yesterday. As per his wishes, he'll be buried in between 2 couch cushions."