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Joke of the Day
"The mirrors in my house have been pretty sarcastic lately."
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"I entered what I ate for lunch into my calorie counting app and it uninstalled itself."
"How did ISIS do on their French exam? They bombed it..."
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"My professor just told the WORST physics joke What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing, cause you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"
"What do you call a Yugoslavian Pimp? Yasalivason Medickubitch"
"Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!"
"What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building? So far, so good."
"So you could say USA nuked Japan in the woman's world cup. Too soon?"