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Joke of the Day

"why does everyone scream when they see you? because your ugly!"

"When you are finished with a corncob pipe, you can just feed it to a nearby pig. The Lord is amazing."

"Why are penguins so shy? They always get cold feet."

"Did you know that dogs can't get MRI's? only cat's can"

"Where do sick boats go? The Dock"

"What do you do with a stuck tap..? Fawcett."

"What is the first thing Trump will do when is the President Build a wall around the White House and make all the visitors pay for it!"

"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"I lost my job at the hospital today for sexual assault.... It's not my fault that they put up a sign that said, 'stroke patients downstairs'."

"There is no panic like the panic you feel when you think you may have clogged the toilet at someone else's house."