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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a waterfall which causes erections? Viagra Falls"

"(boom boom clap) (boom boom clap) Daisy you're a dog you're a good dog Playing in the park Gonna eat some cool bugs today"

"Spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love."

"In china, tried Donkey meat yesterday.... It tasted like ass."

"What does your momma and a hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."

"What's a fedora tippin neckbeard's favorite country? M'laysia"

"Monica Lewinsky is going to vote for Bernie The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth."

"Q: Where do hamburgers go to dance? A: To a meatball."

"Did you hear about the man who hid in the refrigerator? He thought he would be cool."

"I was only young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then."