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Joke of the Day

"Q: What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light."

"A fair deal A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."

"New study shows you can get HIV/AIDS from toilet seats in public restrooms By sitting down before the other guy gets up"

"What day do soldiers hate the most? March Fourth"

"What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing? Extroversion"

"Psychiatrist cannibal by day, pop star singing sensation by night Hannibal Montanibal"

"People with FB statuses like, ""I'm so angry right now"", then when someone says, ""What's up?"" they reply, ""I'll text you."" WHAT ABOUT US?"

"You know what Nixon did wrong? He only broke into the watergate hotel once. He should have done it everyday. Then it would have been normal. Yes, you got it, jokes on you."

"I like to walk up to strangers and ask, ""Would you take a photo of me?"" If they say yes I hand them a photo of me and walk away."

"I once threw a fish off of the roof of my house. I guess you could say the bass dropped."