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Joke of the Day

"""Hola! I'm Senor Coconut, children"" [cracks head on the pavement. Children scream] ""Drink me. Drink me. I'm full of vitamins and minerals"""

"""What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."""

"Free Tip: If a prostitute has nice teeth and carries a purse, she's a cop."

"A man pickpockets a random person and steals her credit card as the man walks off with the card, he says to himself 'hasta la visa'."

"Have you guys heard about the Indian coat check? His name was Mahatma Coat."

"I accidentally gave my wife superglue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."

"No joke, I'm in India This is no joke, I took a long light to India after a long time. I see so many lines, long lines of cars and buses, lines for shopping. etc. No punchline."

"No thanks hot air balloons. I prefer to fly in 75 ton metal tubes as God and the Wright brothers intended."

"There's a one-eyed doctor round my way that gives out free body parts. He gives me the willies."