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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and red all over? A nun falling down the stairs."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HEY FUCK YOU."

"The rotation of the earth. Really makes my day."

"Why are Americans bad at League of Legends? Cause they can't protect their towers."

"Why can't ears have sex? They could get hearing AIDS!"

"Top 3 screwdrivers: 1. Tool for turning screws 2. Vodka and orange juice 3. Method of Uber payment"

"I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That's it. No more reading!"

"I missed going to the gym today. So that's 20 years in a row now."

"What's worse than a paper titty? A cardboard box"

"New definition of punishment When you get to a reddit thread after all the puns have been taken."