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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take for a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."
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"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bales"
"Since it started snowing, all my grandma has done is stare through the window. If it gets any worse ill need to let her back in."
"What do we want? Time Travel! When do we want it? It's irrelevant!"
"What was the statistician's favorite herb? Bayes-il"
"How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving."
"Someone just tweeted something vague that made me think a celeb had died so I googled ""dead."" No dice! Thank god---hang in there, celebs!"
"What did the Oxen say to his son moving out? Bison"
"What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder? ""hey zeus!"""
"if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""in jesus name amen"""