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Joke of the Day
"Is it blowjob, blow job, or blow-job? God, I hate writing thank you letters."
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"World War II jokes aren't funny... Anne Frank-ly I don't care for them."
"I'm trying to convince this guy that 'jesus is the reason for the season' but loansharks have a different perspective"
"A joke about Batman my 4yo. brother came up with Knock, knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Bruce Wayne!"
"I've got a conspiracy joke that no one would believe, even though the punchline is in plain sight."
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton gets in a car crash who will survive? America."
"A frenchman walks into a library And asks the Librarian if he can checkout a book about War. The Librarian responds, ""No, you'll lose it."""
"A Priest and a Rabbi... see a little boy bent over. The Priest says to the Rabbi: ""Should we fuck him?"" The Rabbi says to the Priest: ""Out of what?"""
"What's the difference between Reese and Tyrese? Reese was born Witherspoon but Tyrese stole his."
"""What? Only 2% Milk? Then what's the other 98%!?"" [bull walking confidently out of the factory] Oh you don't wanna know"