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Joke of the Day

"What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird"

"I'm not sure who told bald guys they were required to have goatees, but they all fell for it."

"What do you call a guy in a wheelchair? Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?"

"No, not bisexual, I said beesexual. I fuck bees."

"What does caravans and women underwear have in common? Both are in the way if you are in a hurry"

"What's the difference between OP and a brick? A brick gets laid!"

"I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen, I want to live on in my apartment."

"I hired a PR team. They said the public would like me more if I stopped executing people. I executed the PR team."

"You know how in restaurants they often ask you if you prefer bottled water or tap water? In Flint, the waiter asks you, ""Regular or Unleaded?"""

"What do you call a stylish molecule? A molecool."