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Joke of the Day

"What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird"

"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" To which the horse replies ""I have testicular cancer""."

"My brother tried killing himself by running his car in his closed garage. He drives a Tesla."

"WiFi Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."

"Finally! A joke on here you've never heard before! That's the joke. Edit: Apparently you've heard this before. [New Punch Line] (http://i.imgur.com/rQvpv5h.jpg)"

"I got suspended for bringing a piccolo to school. They told me it was too sharp"

"How do you make a cat go woof? You pour some gasoline and toss a match and WOOF!"

"A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. ""An old flame? I asked. He winked and said ""More like an unlit match."""

"I got a new fishing boat. I call it the master baiter."

"What do you do to backwards scented muffins? sniffum"