17090
Joke of the Day
"My friend told me this one. 18+ inside, nsfw. 19"
Next Joke
"I was the kid your mom made you invite to your birthday party who then started crying and had to be picked up early."
"What did the boner say to the olympic swimmer? Dont be so Hard-on yourself the embarassment will only last a few months!"
"What kind of dog can turn on your car? Yorkies"
"2 guys walk into a bar The third one ducked Thank you I'll... Leave now..."
"Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze"
"please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse who have just glued themselves to a curtain,"
"Every fight is a food fight.... .... when you're a cannibal."
"What do you call an alien with three balls? E.T. the extra testicle."
"""If you know about us Canadians, we like to say sorry..."" ""And if you knew that already... I'm sorry"""