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Joke of the Day

"How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week? Just Juan"

"Why can't Mrs.Clause get pregnant? Santa only comes once a year, and it's always down a chimney."

"What did the chicken say before it crossed the road? I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!"

"It's a far cry for Pokemon Omega Ruby to catch up to Alpha Sapphire in sales https://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/xbox-one-surges-to-console-victory-in-november-012230994.html"

"I got offered a job at a kaleidoscope company. I'm looking into it."

"The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse, gets the cheese! [Dark humor, I love it!]"

"I am NOT just 'a piece of meat' you know. I'm a ribeye steak... a bit fatty, but still quite tasty. Ok, I lied. I'm pork butt."

"What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore? I wouldn't shoot heroin."

"Imagine the look on his band's faces when Steve Miller hit them with lyrics claiming people called him Space Cowboy & The Gangster of Love."

"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."