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Joke of the Day
"Wow!!! I farted into my iPhone and Siri told me what I had for breakfast."
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"What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer."
"""God is dead, but like, dead in a fun way"" - Nietzsche trying to make a first date less awkward"
"How do you protect yourself from ghosts? Hide in the living room."
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head? Quarter pounder with cheese!"
"What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas? You only get presents from one set of grandparents."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? ...telling your dad you're gay"
"What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery? ""Suture self!"""
"The Thai Girl One day, I decided to take a bus to work for a change. Seated across the aisle from me was a beuatiful thai girl. I thought to myself, ""please don't get an erection"". But she did."
"The man who invented knock-knock jokes... He deserves a no-bell prize. I'll see myself out, thanks."