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Joke of the Day
"You're so fat and unfunny... that the only punchlines you have are stained on your shirt."
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"Adroit python swallowed male and female rabbits and doesn't need a food anymore."
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"A cat once said we must think outside of the box Because it shits in it"
"A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend' that is ALWAYS in need is getting on my nerves."
"HAHAHA...sorry....dont hate me Donald Trump....enough said"
"Han: Leave us alone, you fat slug! Jabba: *speaks Huttese* C-3PO: The mighty Jabbs says your words are hurtful. He has a thyroid problem."
"My stapler is pretty terrible at holding these pages together... ...thank goodness for staples, huh!?"
"Two muffins are in the oven... One of them says ""it's getting hot in here."" The other muffin says ""Holy shit, a talking muffin!"""