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Joke of the Day

"Why are blowjobs referred to as ""giving head""? ... because it's the only way for women to get ahead in life."

"Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac? They take things literally."

"Math joke Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. She is not coming back."

"School is like a boner.. It's long and hard unless you're Asian."

"My friend, Manuel, is a magician... His favorite trick is to announce ""I'm going to disappear on the count of three."" He then counts ""Uno, dos..."" then vanishes without a tres."

"How come when I find a stray dog, take it home, and give it a bath everyone calls me a saint... ...but when I do it with a kid everyone just calls me a priest?"

"I bet homeless people think we're making fun of them when we go camping."

"Megan and chicken Knock, knock? Who's there? Megan and chicken Megan and chicken who? He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice..."

"Why is Jesus so sexually frustrated? he is not coming till judgement day. so sorry am i going to hell for this?"

"A friend of mine collects National Geographic magazines, he really has a lot of issues."