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Joke of the Day

"Why are blowjobs referred to as ""giving head""? ... because it's the only way for women to get ahead in life."

"How to legalize animal poaching ? Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure."

"How many feminists? How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, they can't change anything."

"Have you heard of the italian chef that died? He pasta away!"

"God to now go through your old tweets before making final decision on heaven."

"What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves? Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money"

"Did you hear about the math teacher who forgot his lunch money? He buynomeal"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? YOUR MOMMA!"

"Why was the pregnant woman screaming ""wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!""? She was having contractions."

"Why do girls never propose Because as soon as she gets on her knees, she starts unzipping him"