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Joke of the Day

"Tell the Starbucks barista that your name is Voldemort. Watch for those who don't flinch when the name is called. They will be your allies."

"A sad man walks into a Coca-Cola carbonation factory... But he leaves because it was just soda pressing."

"If the USSR were to become a country again... ...would it be called the Soviet Reunion?"

"What do you call a melon with overbearing parents? cantaloupe ;)"

"what's the most common name for a Mexican ? manual labor ........"

"What's a pedophile's favorite shoe? White Vans"

"Her legs spread so easy, I can't believe it's not butter."

"You have to put a potato in the microwave to push the potato button. Other things dont turn into potatoes. *brought to you by Bounty*"

"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""

"Santa Claus said that he would give me a present this year... ...But he made out with my mom instead!"