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Joke of the Day
"What do single people call Valentine's Day? Independence Day"
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"My ex dumped me because of my constant Linkin Park references. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
"A soviet soldier asks a man his opinion of the party. The man nervously replies ""the same as yours comrade"" The soldier then arrests him for sedition."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !"
"Nice try little pine tree air freshener, but this gas station restroom needs the efforts of an entire forest."
"Free business idea: Female owned law firm & Japanese restaurant called ""She Sue Sushi."" (Our lawyers are slammin & so is our salmon)"
"If Linkin Park was to describe photons: ""[...] But in the end, it isn't even matter."""
"What do you call a Jewish Ginger? Gingerbread. Edit: Here comes the downvote brigade, haha!"
"Why are some people so afraid of second dipping when they probably put their mouths on someone's genital before?"
"Captain America's shield was made of Adamantium. What was Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver."