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Joke of the Day
"My mom just learned how to text. And her text to me said ""can you hear me?"""
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"What did the black man say to the white kid? Put the gun down!"
"obama canceled the moon exploration program! now we'll never know why it keeps disappearing every month"
"What is the difference between a zebra and a bar? Zebras have bars around their asshole, and there are assholes around the bars."
"I bet if I got one of those jumbo 16-slice toasters, people would finally take me seriously."
"[hospital] *crying* Jim it's your turn to change the baby *picks up baby* -Ok brb *comes back holding a black baby* -I think they're onto us"
"How can you tell that pirates hid the communist manifesto Because an ""X"" Marx the spot"
"Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them."
"How much for the sentient racist skeleton? ""Sir, that's Ann Coulter..."""
"Girl, you must be the SAT... 'cause I want to do you for three hours and forty five minutes with a ten minute break for snacks."