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Joke of the Day
"I bet if I got one of those jumbo 16-slice toasters, people would finally take me seriously."
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"What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal? None"
"Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they were veloco*raptured*."
"Dear People of The World, I don't mean to sound slutty but use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Proper Grammar."
"What does a vegan ghost eat? Supernatural food."
"""Hey mom, I talked to my teacher after school and she says 'hump day' isn't a real holiday... She also asked what you do for a living."""
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
"Presidential Disinfectant Hydrogen Barackside"
"I just found out I stayed in the same hotel room as royalty. The dope left his bible behind"
"What word that starts with an ""N"" and ends with an ""R"" would you never want to call a black person Neighbor"