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Joke of the Day

"obama canceled the moon exploration program! now we'll never know why it keeps disappearing every month"

"On a scale of newlyweds to married 25 years, how willing are you to admit I'm right?"

"let us remember today the most important immigrant refugee in all of history. that's right i'm talking about waldo from where's waldo"

"""Why?"" - Socrates and four year-olds"

"My door to door VHS sales are taking a nose dive because of the economy."

"I can't believe how many people don't know the opposites of these words - always - coming - from - take - me - down"

"The best thing about being an accountant is that everyone assumes you're not a psychopath."

"I got my head cut off [removed]"

"What does cows say when they want someone to move? Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve..........."

"How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke) Go to a cliff and yell ""Mangia"". If your echo says "" cake""...."