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Joke of the Day

"Being raised as a catholic was tough. As soon as I hit 12 I had acne come on my face, as did the priest."

"How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's what interns are for."

"How do you kill a circus? You go for the juggler."

"I accidentally dumped white flour on my black labrador... ...now she's a greyhound."

"So I heard they're demolishing Hitlers house Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down."

"I would say Reddit's jokes aren't copy pasted but then again we're all *stuck* down here together in this place"

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says ""can you make me one with everything?"""

"Ancient people: turned grapes into wine, agave into tequila, and sugar cane into rum. Modern people: turn soy, rice, or almonds into milk."

"Toilet humour isn't funny It's just crap."

"Well it's now clear to me that this crime scene would be considered, what? Pants required? Pants preferred? Hey, is that guy dead?"