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Joke of the Day

"Here's an example of a cliffhanger"

"I know I'll never be a rocket scientist... because the amount of math they have to do is astronomical and I'm not very stellar at it."

"I have an Asian cat. Her name is Mi Yao."

"Poland started World War 2 like Iraq was responsible for 9/11"

"How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap? He can only stick to himself."

"BBQ club Do you want to join my BBQ club? > are there any girls in it? No, right now it's just a big ol sausage fest"

"The self checkout lane was probably invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons."

"its prettey gutsy that u call urself a salad, potato salad"

"Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it."

"Theres no point in tailgating me when I'm going 50 in a 35 zone Also, those red flashing lights on your car look ridiculous"