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Joke of the Day

"Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it."

"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus? You only need one nail for the picture."

"Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"Shower joke Patient goes to doctor - Doctor, I smell really bad - Have you tried taking a shower? - Yes .. a week goes by and I smell bad again"

"Did you hear the one about the tiny prisoner who went down the stairs? It's a little condescending. ;)"

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming."

"Ever been in the middle of writing a great tweet and think, did I just run someone over?"

"What car transmission do Mexicans use? Manuel."

"What do you call the boner of a necrophiliac? Mourning wood"