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Joke of the Day
"How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian."
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"""Don't stop bereaving.""..............Karaoke singer at a Philipino funeral.."
"I'll never forget my wife's last words ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"""
"A proud German from Frankfurt was so pissed off when he traveled to England and people called him a Frankfurter ... ... he moved to Hamburg."
"My longest relationship was when an Uber driver took me all the way to the airport once."
"I've been digging through piles of fossils all day. No Homo."
"What is the average Math teacher like? Mean."
"If Sesame Street were real, and I went there, and I saw those things, I would shit my pants."
"Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing? In case he got a hole-in-one!"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre"