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Joke of the Day
"How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian."
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"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? A: An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"Woman is at a maternity hospital in a lot of pain. Her husband strokes her back and says, ""I'm sorry sweety, you have to go through this"" She says, ""Don't worry. It's not your fault."""
"Can a ninja kill someone from a distance? Shuriken!"
"Food wedding anniversaries: Year 1: champagne 2: strawberries 3: chocolate 4: donuts 5: protein shakes 6: microwave meal 7: Rat poison"
"Need help with a joke!!! Not sure if this is allowed, but I need a joke that involves the word ""statesmen"" for a contest with my friends. Please help!"
"How can you get four suits for under $2.00? Buy a deck of cards."
"a baby seal walks into a club.."
"What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca? A cinemon"
"I don't know many football players except... The one with the Messi hair"