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Joke of the Day

"A programmers wife tells him to buy groceries She says buy bread, and if there are eggs get a dozen. He came home with twelve loaves of bread"

"Bigfoot walks into a bar.. The bartender is no longer able to discern reality and spends the rest of his life in a mental institution."

"Crucifixion of Jesus was not an easy task... ... however Romans nailed it."

"Boss: Staff meeting at 3:00. Me: I can't come, I'm allergic. Boss: But we're not serving food. Me: ... yeah now I really can't come."

"I told a joke about Hurricane Katrina the other day. It failed to make a splash."

"Why has there never been a military dictatorship in America? Because they don't have an American embassy over there."

"""The prisoner is walking down the stairs,"" Tom said condescendingly. ""It's 9:59,"" Tom said pretentiously. ""I have split personality disorder,"" Tom said being frank."

"What's the difference between an eight-ball of cocaine and a pre-pubescent boy? Eric Clapton wouldn't let an eight-ball of coke fall out a hotel window."

"Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)"

"I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question."