126278

Joke of the Day

"I just devoured a six inch from Subway and I'm still not satisfied. I get it ladies. I get it."

"HOLLYWOOD They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve Years a slave but id only been married for 10"

"A healthy man has a thousand wishes and a sick person only one... ... to win the election"

"If her age isn't on the clock, she is ready for the cock."

"I was so thankful.... I couldn't thank my friend enough for getting me into fight club. ""Don't mention it!"", he said."

"anything is possible with the right attitude and a sledgehammer"

"You girls are so cute, talking about crumbs in your bra. I found a missing hiker in mine."

"Cats make the best boyfriends because they're soft, loyal, and won't claim they're straight but then turn gay after one lousy date, BRENT!"

"What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!"

"My favorite Spice Girl was Coriander Connie. (She was crushed by a falling air conditioner before their first album came out)"