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Joke of the Day

"I just devoured a six inch from Subway and I'm still not satisfied. I get it ladies. I get it."

"Is it okay to kiss a nun? Sure, a long as you don't get in the habit."

"Q: Why did the baker rob the bank? A: He needed the dough."

"I named my vagina ""TARDIS"". It's bigger on the inside."

"5 years ago, I asked the love of my life on a date. Yesterday, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times. Posted this on r/funny and was told to post it here also."

"I do understand that you guys think these jokes are funny, but this post says otherwise. **Otherwise**"

"i can confirm that Somali pirates have intercepted my shipment of 20,000 glossy 8x10 headshots and are using them for vile purposes"

"Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"Damn girl are you a cobweb cause you're really clingy and annoying"

"what does donald trump do with the nuclear missiles when he doesn't want to have them anymore fire them"