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Joke of the Day

"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"

"Yo mama So fat I can stand on her belly and high five Jesus -Merry Xmas"

"Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorus and am I a proportioned tiny wooden stick? Because we're a match!"

"I like to lie down on the top of a hill, then tumble down to the bottom. That's just the way I roll."

"Interview Boss: What could you bring to this company? Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to."

"Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gone to a gig yet."

"I called in a reserve player... from the wrong team! Whoops, wrong sub"

"This is a math joke So x^2 goes to a x^3 and asks, do you believe in god. For a moment the x^3 pauses before responding, you know what, I do believe in higher powers."

"I just ate dark chocolate. Does that mean I'm rich?"