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Joke of the Day
"I guess I am not so smart! cuz i cannot *make-up* my mind!!"
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"Jesus saves! Because he shops at Walmart"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter."
"Dad, was I a cocky teenager? Only when you watched Baywatch in your pyjam.... DAAAD!"
"Why did Jesus leave the dance floor? Because it was Hammertime'"
"In an attempt to raise profits ... I've heard that Malaysian Air is considering offering 1/2 way tickets."
"What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless."
"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila"
"Guy walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""
"What do you call an elephant that no one needs? Irrelephant."